bloodoflions:

So here’s what we know about the new xbox:

• You can watch TV on your TV, much like you’d be able to if you didn’t have an xbox
• You’ll have exclusive access to all the latest sports games which are exactly the same as the ones you bought last year
• You’ll have the same RAM and half the hard drive space that new laptops ship with these days
• You can switch from Skype to films to games to music in exactly the same way as computers have been doing for years
• You log into Live using facial recognition, just like with the screens in 1984. It also means shit’s gonna go badly for you if you get face tats, shaved eyebrows or a really gnarly knife scar
• You can play the new Call of Duty, with graphics so good they nearly approach MGS4 (made in 2008)
• You can watch the HALO TV show
• That last one didn’t even need a snarky comment it’s a good joke all in itself

behindbobsburgers:

happinessinablog:

incase you were wondering where brilliance comes from. :)

blessedunreliablenarrator:

cinemaissatanschurch:

Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max Greenfield, Ben Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Aziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX].

THIS GIF MOSAIC IS ACCURATE

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

mikalamode:

zitadevi:

Thanks for this list of “annoying shit that I need to add to tumblr savior” 

omg yes, agreed.

poupon:

axl99:

ienjoyfewthings:

Dear anyone responsible for a work of fantasy fiction,

This is how you warrior.

UGH. YES. LADIES IN PROPER ARMOR.

The two watercolor ones are by Marian Churchland, who is THE BEST

the one with a reclining redhead is by Sang Han

From what I can tell, the rest are official art from various games.

I still love slut armor but I also love these.

2treehill:

if i follow u 

and u  follow me

we are friend

generatinghotnfreshwebcontent:

drake look like ali g these days